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Babysitting.
Nobody really likes to babysit, I mean, yeah it is super annoying. It has it's ups and downs like everything else. My favorite part is that satisfaction of turning on the television and the kids just sitting down and not getting into things for a good half hour. Oh, and money isn't all that bad either.

Little kids are the purest of all human beings. That's what I sort of envy about them. Little kids have no real outside influences yet. They aren't trying to be 'cool' to impress people, they aren't afraid of looking stupid by dancing in public, they are just curious. Let's say you see a burn victim, half of their face is burned off. The average person would sneak a few glances, get a bit uncomfortable, and not ask any questions. Little kids will just go up and say 'Hey, what's a matter with your face?' and leave it at that.

And let's all admit, little kids are fucking adorable. I think there is a point though that little kids get to be too much. Spend a full day with them, they never really get less energetic and you just want to sit down for more than five minutes at a time. So why is it that in this day and age, everyone wants children at age sixteen? I mean, yeah having your period sucks and wouldn't it be nice to have someone to love you. Babies suck. Teenage girls don't understand the fact that you will stay up all night with a baby, they get into everything. You are now responsible for yourself and another person. To raise them and make sure they don't turn into some psycho rapist when they grow up.

At age sixteen, you don't even know who you really are. You don't know what you really want in life, you don't know what life really has to offer. A kid isn't like a baby doll to dress up and carry around, they aren't just another photo album on facebook, they aren't a way for your boyfriend to stay with you or a way to piss off your parents. They are another human life they really, you have no right to make sure they don't become fucked up. Half of the people I know are way too retarded to take care of themselves let alone another person. Some peoples genes are just crazy, and they have no right to repopulate. Natural selection people.

Little kid shows are really annoying. That's what I figured out today. They have cheezy pop tunes and songs, and annoying creepy characters. Yo gabba gabba, scares me. I have been watching it with my little cousin for about five minutes and I already have a pounding headache. What happened to the shows we used to watch when we were little? I remember watching Hey Arnold, and Rugrats, and Tom and Jerry. Not stupid Hannah Montannah and Wizards of waverly place. Come on people, stop brainwashing your children with horrible television shows.